BONDED BY BLOOD European Tour Wrap Up

As evidenced by BONDED BY BLOOD singer Jose “Aladdin” Barrales' end of tour wrap up, the band's first EVER European tour with GAMA BOMB and SWORN AMONGST was a hangover-fueled, puked-up, broken-necked hell of a time that will no doubt go down as a monumental moment in thrash history for years to come – that is if it can be remembered after all of the beers that were downed:

“Hello all my blood brothers and sisters..

Here is a tour recap of all that went down that i can remember on a day to day basis.

34 shows almost all back to back and it was fucking fun

let me take you on a journey you wont forget a tale of a faithful trip

its a bone chiller so it is…

Sep 9th:
I start off the day with a shower a piss and a look at my face and its off to the airport (LAX) with the bandmates to go on our jolly 13 hr airplane ride to London.
We get dropped off in Terminal B British Airlines Flight 269. 13 hrs later we arrive at our destination LONDON!!. There is one problem, they dont let us in. Something about a work permit and us being brown. Finally after a hour of sitting there we get through and its off the the tour bus/house. We finally meet the Gama Dudes and they are buying donuts. On our way to Germany long ride so we get drunk and call it a day.

Well i was going to go day by day but i will just put pictures up because pics speak louder than words..

I just have 2 list to list..

a fuck yeah list and a fuck you list you know the drill…

Fuck yeah to:
All the countries we played in
Germany
Austria
Slovenia
Italy
France
Spain
Portugal
Belgium
Netherlands
Sweden
England
To all the beer we drank
to all the Tequila and Rum and Jeygi
To The GAMA BOMB Dudes for being great fucking people
Morgan the sex machine
Martin the tour manager
everyone at Earache.
Olivia at the Crobar in London
dudes in Sworn amongst
Black Metal Venues
Austrian Accents
All the Latinos we met in Europe.(mostly Mexicans, we are everywhere)
Italian Pizza
Nude Beaches in Barcelona
Skinny dipping in Barcelona with Gama Bomb
Crazy Moshpits and Crowd surfing
backstage showers
Portugal Skaters
French Maids
Belgium Street parties with really hot chicks
Belgium Fries or Chips
Trenchfoot
Eat my Fuck
Swedish Hot Rod clubs
Swedish Rockabilly girls
Dr Living Dead
Weed in the netherlands
Dude with the mind pollution tat
Red Light districts
Porn shops
Sploosh
Borat
Team America
All zombie movies watched
Porn with dude and his boil
Ruben always being drunk
Ruben dancing

Fuck You to:
Angry Bus drivers
People stealing your food
Smelling like dick and ass
Joe's feet
Morgans Anal Attack
Getting punched in the balls
No Beer
Warm Beer
Garlic Shots
Chili Shots
Endless amount of penis and man ass we saw
Saggy old lady tits
Chris putting robs dick in his mouth
No AC for about 2 weeks
getting a cold
sweaty balls
dogs taking shits on ladies
salami
Fall Out Boy fuck off you cunts
Alex vomit on my shoes
dirty underwear on peoples necks
sandwiches on the plane
no sex
anal intruders
jizz on bunks
secret wanks
cyber sex
and much much more