Teen heartthrob, Jackson Rathbone, will not be acting in the film adaptation of the book, LORDS OF CHAOS. Even if he did, VARG would probably undo him, somehow…
Here's the article from exclaim.ca
The worldwide black metal community, long divided by such burning issues as which bands are true and what bands are cult, can now finally unite: Twilight heartthrob Jackson Rathbone will not play infamous black metal trailblazer/recently released prisoner/BURZUM kingpin VARG VIKERNES in an upcoming movie adaptation of the Lords of Chaos book. Seriously, all the black metallers around the world must be smiling all at once.
The book which looks at the 90s Norwegian black metal scene, with its church burnings, murders, and prison sentences galore was released in 1998 and has become a point of contention within black metal, with some claiming its exploitative and inaccurate and others claiming its a definitive tome.
However, no one in the metal world was likely thrilled when it was announced that Rathbone would be playing a main role in the movie, mainly just due to his unshakeable teen heartthrob tag. Beelzebub got the last laugh this time, though, as Rathbone can no longer do the filming due to scheduling conflicts, reports the Houston Chronicle [via Blabbermouth].
We can only guess those conflicts involve post-Twilight mania, but in the end we dont really care. We, like all black metal dudes around the world, are happy with the decision. Because while there is (thankfully) only one VARG (who also goes by the name of, uh, COUNT GRISHNACK), and if someone has to play him in a film, its better that its not a piece of tween bait. Thats just wrong.
But there is a downside to this. As one user at Blabbermouth put it, Fuck, now there won't even be any Lords of Chaos lunch boxes. Damn it.